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Don’t look at me
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(via cellscience)
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nayx:
“SHUT THE FUCK UP DOROTHY-ANN” said ms. frizzle
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(via nayx)
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Ralphie rubbed his head and wondered aloud, “Is it just me, or did I have gay sex with a monkey made out of candy?”
“Even better,” said Carlos, “you just had sex with a person made out of candy. Get it?” The whole class was silent and just looked at him.
“You know, because I’m so sweet,” Carlos said.
“CARLOS!” said the whole class.
(via nayx)
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what year is it: lvysaur: “Now, Wanda,” said Ms. Frizzle, taking a syringe out of one... “Now, Wanda,” said Ms. Frizzle, taking a syringe out of one of her pockets, “you are going to try heroin.” She grabbed Wanda’s arm and poked her with the syringe. At that moment, Wanda’s eyes grew extremely violent. “WHERE’S THE REST OF IT, YOU BITCH!” she screamed, knocking…
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i think its p cool that people are rly “into” despair and stuff. i think its great. its really neat
(via hairbutt)
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Donnie Darko is such a weird fucking movie and the mom looks like Sarah Palin.
I wondered why I was watching this but then Jake Gyllenhaal.
